Jitters Coffee

The difference is the freshness. Jitters coffee is roasted in small batches and is always super fresh. Other coffees can lose flavor while sitting on shelves for months.

Fresh-packed in half-pound ($6.95) or pound ($11.95) red-foil packages, Jitters coffees make a great gift and are wonderful everyday coffees.

Add $2 shipping for first half or full pound, then 50 cents per half pound after that. Orders over $50 ship FREE!

Go ahead. Spoil yourself. This is the best coffee we’ve ever tasted! We think you’ll agree.

BirdDog Brew (French Blend)
The perfect wake-me-up for those early mornings in the field. Great for after the hunt, too. This robust Central-South American blend, is half French-roast and half medium-roast. We use the highest-grade Arabica beans, fresh-roasted in small batches to ensure freshness.

Warning: According to unsubstantiated rumor, consumption of this product may cause game birds to flock to you. It didn’t work for us, though, and the dog drank the whole thermos.

Last of the Norwegians (Full-bodied dark roast)(Norwegian Blend)
The aroma alone makes this a classic, but you won’t want to miss a sip. A favorite even with Finlanders! It’s a Central American blend, dark-roasted with medium acidity. We use the highest-grade Arabica beans, fresh-roasted in small batches to ensure freshness.

Warning: Even poor fishermen have been known to catch fish after drinking this product. Without bait, even. In the desert. That’s how we heard it anyway, from a friend of a friend, who knows a guy, who saw the whole thing.

Insomnia (espresso)
The Holy Grail for coffee snobs. Perfect for your home espresso maker or your ripe coffee maker. The key to this full-bodied brew is the prime Arabica beans, fresh-roasted in small batches under the watchful eye of our master roaster in an undisclosed and heavily-guarded location in Bismarck, N.D.

Warning: Consumption of this product may cause sharpness of vision, clarity of thought and the end to procrastination in your life. If you embrace a mundane, meaningless existence, this coffee is not for you.

Writer’s Block (Full-bodied Medium/French Roast)(Rocky mountain Blend)
The robust flavor is a testament to the French-roasted premium Arabica beans. The addition of medium-roasted beans makes this a marvelously smooth brew. Writers at The Ashley Tribune swear it breaks the logjam of writer’s block. Some claim improved punctuation and fewer typos.

Warning: Consumption of this product may lead you to wax poetic and write with aplomb. Writing with a pen would be easier, though. The pen is mightier than the sword. So is this coffee.

der letzte Schrei (Breakfast Blend) (Dakota Sunrise)
In German, “der letzte Schrei” means “the latest thing, all the rage, the latest fashion.” This breakfast blend may well be the reason you never see a slothful German. It’s a Central-South American blend, full-bodied, medium-acidity, medium roast. We use the highest-grade Arabica beans, fresh-roasted in small batches to ensure freshness.

Warning: Consumption of this product may cause you to get better looking everyday. While the clinical evidence remains anecdotal, we are fairly certain we have experienced this phenomenon.

Marathoner (Kenya AA)
With it’s satisfying aroma, winey flavor and excellent balance of acidity and full-bodied richness, this superb high- altitude coffee reminds us of the grace and endurance of the great Kenyan marathoners. We use the highest-grade Arabica beans, fres- roasted in small batches to ensure freshness. This is one of our favorites.

Warning: Drinking copious amounts of this beverage may inspire you to run faster and farther. Than again, so will being chased by the cops.

James Brown (Costa Rican)
Hot and brown and it will make you get down. You’ll feel good after swigging this fine Central American brew. Like all Jitters coffee, you should drink with your tongue firmly in cheek.

Warning: This coffee may lead to your arrest and a really bad hair day.

Pancho Villa (Mexican)
Why drink the water when you can drink fine Mexican coffee? It’s coffee with a real kick, but you wouldn’t know it from the smooth flavor. And at these prices, you’ll feel like Pancho Villa -- it’s a steal!

Warning: Often, after consumption of this beverage, people have been known to pillage and conduct border raids while wearing sombreros. Really.

Ashley Estate (Columbian Supremo)
There’s a reason some people won’t drink anything but Columbian coffee. Here’s a coffee that lives up to the reputation. The secret to the excellent flavor and body is in the premium supremo beans, medium-roasted, medium acidity.

Warning: Consumption of this product may cause you to have sudden appreciation for Lawrence Welk. You may even take up the accordion and say things like “Throw the cow over the fence some hay.” Embrace it.

Slick Nick (Nicaraguan)
This Central American coffee is fresh-roasted in small batches in North Dakota under the direct supervision of the CIA, FBI, ATF, CBS and other members of the alphabet.

Warning: We can’t explain it, but chicks dig guys who drink this coffee and vice-versa. Tell me, what are you wearing?

Florence Welk (Guatemalan)
Named for Lawrence Welk’s favorite sister. Florence, while very nice, was a far less-accomplished musician. While some percussionists play the spoons, Florence insisted upon playing forks. It never really caught on.

Warning: This product may lead to an overwhelming urge to play accordion. On the upside, even average players improved dramatically after drinking this coffee.

Raspberry Beret (The coffee formerly known as Chocolate Raspberry)
A coffee worthy of a Prince. Or a princess. Luscious chocolate, combined with the taste of fresh raspberries.

Warning: Consumption of this coffee may lead to extended guitar solos. It may also improve your dancing. Worst case scenario? You will be extremely cool.

Donnie Almond (Chocolate Almond)
Better than Puppy Love. You’ll be nuts about this almond-chocolate concoction. A best-seller in Utah!

Warning: Drinking this coffee will give you great teeth and possibly your own television show.

Cream of the Crop (Cream Brule)
Made with real North Dakota-raised Brules. No cheap imported Brules for us.

Warning: Drinking this coffee will lead to new shoes for our children. And they ain’t cheap. Can you believe the price of shoes these days? Buy two. They’re small. Coffee, we mean. Not shoes. But buy those in pairs, too.

Delightfully Danzig (Hazelnut)
Nationally, Hazelnut remains the best-selling flavored coffee. You haven’t tried hazelnut until you’ve tried Jitters’ own North Dakota-roasted and bagged hazelnut coffee. Our secret? We use the highest-grade Arabica beans, fresh-roasted in small batches to ensure freshness.

Warning: this coffee has been known to cause the irrational exuberance Allan Greenspan once warned about This is the one that got Martha Stewart in trouble. Wait one hour after consumption before making any major decisions. And don’t swim on a full stomach.

The Redhead’s Grog (A Bit ‘o Butterscotch)
The Redhead suggests you try this aromatic favorite--if you know what's good for you. A wonderful coffee for a special occasion or everyday, if you’re feeling especially decadent.

Warning: Drinking this beverage may lead you to shop uncontrollably until your credit cards are positively smoking. See, it’s starting already. You want to buy this coffee, don’t you?

Blarney Rubble (Irish Cream)
You know what they say about the Irish, and let us be perfectly clear, we’re not saying it, but the word is, they like to drink. Thank goodness they invented irish Cream coffee for the perfect morning pick-me-up.

Warning: Consumption of this beverage will make you see Leprechauns. Good fortune will also smile down upon you. Do you feel lucky, laddie? Well, do yuh?

Venturia Sunrise (Vanilla Nut)
This is the perfect coffee to start your day. We use the highest grade Arabica beans, fresh-roasted in small batches to ensure freshness, and then we add a touch of vanilla. Smooooooooth!

Warning: Drinking this beverage may lead to uncontrollable passionate behavior. We can brew some up for you right now if you like.